Surviving a Bad Haircut by Jeff Carrick
Did your haircut go absolutely, spectacularly wrong? You are not alone. Almost everyone has lived through at least one bad haircut, and most people have survived two or three. Here is what you do. First, you take a deep breath and remind yourself that hair, miraculously, grows back. Next, you check the damage in the mirror with calm, scientific interest, the way a detective inspects a fresh clue. Is it short on one side and long on the other? Wear a hat. Is it short everywhere? Wear a fancier hat. Then, tell yourself that fashion is mostly a guess made by strangers in a back room somewhere. The most important step, and the only one that really matters, is to act like you wanted it this way. Stand up straight. Make eye contact with everyone. Confidence makes any haircut, even a tragic one, look entirely intentional.